Running commentary...
-Love Buffy's outfit in Xander's fantasy.
-That wasn't the heart!
-Good teacher. Too bad he dies.
-Slides and overheads. Do they still use those things these days because of budgets or is it all monitors and powerpoints now?
-Bronze band is not a favorite.
-That defines their relationship right through to Chosen. Cryptic nothingness.
-What's up with Buffy's hair in that scene. It keeps changing and doesn't look good.
-School pyschiatrist time!
-Civilized Man (future reverse JM album reference!)
-Monster Island (could have been a future reverse Nick Brendon movie reference if they went with Demon Island instead!)
-I knew there would be a counsellor. Dead body = counselling. That's probably why Buffy is all messed up. Not enough counselling after each dead body!
-That teacher turns heads!
-Forgiveness is his middle name. So not true.

-Xander Lavelle Harris.
-Mayo with bugs on wheat. Soooo yummy! I bet they serve it was Willy's off the menu.
-Shoulder pads! A Dynasty demon! Maybe Joan Collins!
-I still can't decide if the bug, the mummy, the witch, or Faith would be worse for Xander. First time with bug might have been safer than Faith. Joss must have had a hell of a love life as a kid.
-Willow/Xander love.
-Shemantis. Sounds like a Syfy movie. They could even do Shemantis vs. Sharknado. Viral hit right there!
-Buffy doing and promoting research!
-Useless info from Angel as usual.
-Extra long quippage. Get to the killing already.
-Hatching eggs. I wonder if The Doctor is involved?