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deborahw37 wrote:Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin
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Banner created by hesadevilTHE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Clement Clarke Moore ( Totally corrupted by Deb)![]()
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all round the net
CDS- ers were hoping their pressies to get.
Their stockings were black with suspenders and bows
They were dressed up to thrill from their heads to their toes .
Their children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of X boxes danced in their heads;
And Tubs in her houselet with gin in her glass
Had just settled down for a gawk at Spike's arse.
When out on the board there arose such a clatter,
She sprang from her chair to see what was the matter.
And to her computer she flew like a flash,
And fired up Windows in hopes of new slash .
The forums were lit with a Christmasy glow,
On the banner the vampires were powdered with snow.
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a merry young Steve bringing Christmassy cheer.
He'd set up a webcam (a neat little trick ),
And made Mr Marsters dress up as St. Nick.
He dragged the sweet manpire right into the frame,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called him by name;
"Now, James don't be bashful you cute little Vixen!
The party's just started , it's time to get mixin'
To the camera you'll wave and blow kisses to all!
(But remember to stay schtum about Dragonball!!")
So James checked his hairdo and tried to look shy,
And made all the viewers in ecstasy sigh.
He sang to them sweetly,and strummed his guitar.
And smiled at the camera like a movie star.
With his Hollywood teeth and his quizzical stare
(And a Santa hat perched on his curly brown hair.)
He told them of Torchwood and frolics with Jack,
And of what naughty Lex had planned for Brainiac.
He spoke of a dragon and balls of deep green,
And of bringing real anime back to the screen.
Till Steve shut him up with a wap round the head,
And threatened to send him off early to bed.
Steve lectured and chided and muttered "be quiet"
"If Fox hears you blabbing I predict a riot".
James laughed at poor Steve and then swore he'd be good!
And remember his lessons and act as he should !
His crisp,ironed shirt was as white as the snow;
(I'm not gonna tell you where he'd tied his bow).
His thigh boots were shiny , his breeches were tight,
The cutest of cuties with eyes blue and bright,
He raised up his arms and he showed off his his tummy
And every last fangirl cried " ohhh how yummy"
High cheekboned and pouty,and flirty and sweet
In short , just the thing for a Christmassy treat
A wink of his eye and a tilt of his head,
And the fangirls expired , he killed them half dede ;
He recited some Shakespeare , he danced like your Dad
And sang of how fans made him want to be bad
Then laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, from the webcam he rose;
He grabbed his guitar , and to Lou gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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